LEGENDARY WATER SLIDE MOONWALK ADVENTURE!

Prepare for a screaming adventure like no other! Our monumental water slide is built to launch you on a ride through the air, leaving you supercharged. You'll whoosh down twists and bends, then land with a plop on our comfy landing pad. But that's not all! After your heart-stopping slide, you can moonwalk across our sparkling moonwalk runway. It's

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